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    "https://github.com/wjt/fewerror/blob/master/cbdq/gnuerror.in.yaml",
    "transformed by",
    "https://github.com/wjt/fewerror/blob/master/cbdq/gnewline.py",
    "for chaotic spacing effect"
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    "The#SPACE#term#SPACE#\"#term#\"#SPACE#causes#SPACE#nothing#SPACE#but#SPACE##confusion#.",
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    " ",
    " ",
    " ",
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    " ",
    " ",
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    "\u00a0",
    "\n",
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    "#despise#",
    "#frighten#",
    "#menacing#",
    "#natalist_pressure#",
    "#IP#",
    "#assange_denialism#",
    "#wizard#",
    "#facebook#",
    "#uber#",
    "#spotify#",
    "#frustrating#",
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    "#wolves_are_numerous#",
    "#teaching_ourselves#",
    "#only_know_a_little#"
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    "cat",
    "parrot",
    "fish",
    "seahorse",
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    "Amazon",
    "Amtrak",
    "Apple",
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    "Facebook",
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    "MasterCard",
    "Meetup.com",
    "Microsoft",
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    "Spotify",
    "Twitter",
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    "Mark#SPACE#Zuckerberg",
    "Miguel#SPACE#de#SPACE#Icaza",
    "Mono",
    "The#SPACE#Plague",
    "#bad_food#",
    "#bad_other_stuff#"
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    "eggplant",
    "hot#SPACE#pepper",
    "olives",
    "liver#SPACE#(even#SPACE#in#SPACE#trace#SPACE#quantities)",
    "stomach#SPACE#and#SPACE#intestine",
    "organ#SPACE#meats",
    "cooked#SPACE#tuna",
    "oysters",
    "egg#SPACE#yolk",
    "strong#SPACE#cheeses,#SPACE#especially#SPACE#with#SPACE#green#SPACE#fungus",
    "desserts#SPACE#that#SPACE#contain#SPACE#fruit#SPACE#flavors",
    "sour#SPACE#fruits",
    "beer",
    "coffee",
    "alcohol"
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    "HTML#SPACE#email",
    "non-free#SPACE#JavaScript",
    "Swedish#SPACE#prosecutors",
    "intellectual#SPACE#property",
    "technology#SPACE#that#SPACE#mistreats#SPACE#me",
    "#bad_company##SPACE#cars",
    "companies#SPACE#like#SPACE##bad_company#",
    "taxi#SPACE#rides",
    "snooping",
    "proprietary#SPACE#malware",
    "'music#SPACE#screaming'#SPACE#dis-services",
    "portable#SPACE#tracking#SPACE#devices",
    "technology#SPACE#designed#SPACE#to#SPACE#herd#SPACE#and#SPACE#control",
    "sensor-operated#SPACE#faucets"
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    "report#SPACE#all#SPACE#guests#SPACE#to#SPACE#the#SPACE#police",
    "use#SPACE#RealPlayer#SPACE#format",
    "call#SPACE#the#SPACE#whole#SPACE#system#SPACE#\"Linux\""
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    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "#bad_entities#"
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    "Albania",
    "Algeria",
    "Andorra",
    "Angola",
    "Antigua#SPACE#&#SPACE#Barbuda",
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    "Armenia",
    "Australia",
    "Austria",
    "Azerbaijan",
    "Bahamas",
    "Bahrain",
    "Bangladesh",
    "Barbados",
    "Belarus",
    "Belgium",
    "Belize",
    "Benin",
    "Bhutan",
    "Bolivia",
    "Bosnia#SPACE#&#SPACE#Herzegovina",
    "Botswana",
    "Brazil",
    "Brunei",
    "Bulgaria",
    "Burkina#SPACE#Faso",
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    "Cambodia",
    "Cameroon",
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    "Cape#SPACE#Verde",
    "Central#SPACE#African#SPACE#Republic",
    "Chad",
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    "China",
    "Colombia",
    "Comoros",
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    "Congo#SPACE#Democratic#SPACE#Republic",
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    "Cote#SPACE#D'Ivoire",
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    "Czech#SPACE#Republic",
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    "El#SPACE#Salvador",
    "Equatorial#SPACE#Guinea",
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    "Ethiopia",
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    "Gabon",
    "Gambia",
    "Georgia",
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    "Ghana",
    "Greece",
    "Grenada",
    "Guatemala",
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    "Guinea-Bissau",
    "Guyana",
    "Haiti",
    "Honduras",
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    "Jamaica",
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    "Kiribati",
    "Korea#SPACE#North",
    "Korea#SPACE#South",
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    "Kuwait",
    "Kyrgyzstan",
    "Laos",
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    "Lesotho",
    "Liberia",
    "Libya",
    "Liechtenstein",
    "Lithuania",
    "Luxembourg",
    "Macedonia",
    "Madagascar",
    "Malawi",
    "Malaysia",
    "Maldives",
    "Mali",
    "Malta",
    "Marshall#SPACE#Islands",
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    "Mauritius",
    "Mexico",
    "Micronesia",
    "Moldova",
    "Monaco",
    "Mongolia",
    "Montenegro",
    "Morocco",
    "Mozambique",
    "Myanmar",
    "Namibia",
    "Nauru",
    "Nepal",
    "New#SPACE#Zealand",
    "Nicaragua",
    "Niger",
    "Nigeria",
    "Norway",
    "Oman",
    "Pakistan",
    "Palau",
    "Palestine",
    "Panama",
    "Papua#SPACE#New#SPACE#Guinea",
    "Paraguay",
    "Peru",
    "Poland",
    "Portugal",
    "Qatar",
    "Romania",
    "Russia",
    "Rwanda",
    "Samoa",
    "San#SPACE#Marino",
    "Sao#SPACE#Tome#SPACE#&#SPACE#Principe",
    "Saudi#SPACE#Arabia",
    "Senegal",
    "Serbia",
    "Seychelles",
    "Sierra#SPACE#Leone",
    "Singapore",
    "Slovakia",
    "Slovenia",
    "Solomon#SPACE#Islands",
    "Somalia",
    "South#SPACE#Africa",
    "South#SPACE#Sudan",
    "Spain",
    "Sri#SPACE#Lanka",
    "St.#SPACE#Kitts#SPACE#&#SPACE#Nevis",
    "St.#SPACE#Lucia",
    "St.#SPACE#Vincent#SPACE#&#SPACE#The#SPACE#Grenadines",
    "Sudan",
    "Suriname",
    "Swaziland",
    "Sweden",
    "Switzerland",
    "Syria",
    "Taiwan",
    "Tajikistan",
    "Tanzania",
    "Thailand",
    "The#SPACE#Netherlands",
    "The#SPACE#Philippines",
    "Togo",
    "Tonga",
    "Trinidad#SPACE#&#SPACE#Tobago",
    "Tunisia",
    "Turkey",
    "Turkmenistan",
    "Tuvalu",
    "Uganda",
    "Ukraine",
    "United#SPACE#Arab#SPACE#Emirates",
    "United#SPACE#Kingdom",
    "United#SPACE#States#SPACE#Of#SPACE#America",
    "Uruguay",
    "Uzbekistan",
    "Vanuatu",
    "Vatican#SPACE#City",
    "Venezuela",
    "Vietnam",
    "Yemen",
    "Zambia",
    "Zimbabwe"
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  ],
  "despisers": [
    "#animal.s#",
    "#agents#"
  ],
  "dogs_in_finland": [
    "#animal.s#",
    "#agents#",
    "#bad_entities#"
  ],
  "drivers": [
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "#agents#",
    "a#SPACE##natalist_births#"
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  "enemies": [
    "#nameless_enemies#",
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#"
  ],
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    "the#SPACE#Constitution",
    "the#SPACE#Crown",
    "Free#SPACE#Software",
    "GNU",
    "GNOME",
    "Emacs",
    "Acid#SPACE#Burn",
    "Assange",
    "parrots",
    "justice",
    "the#SPACE#sharing#SPACE#economy",
    "web#SPACE#pages"
  ],
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    "Americans'#SPACE#social#SPACE#networks#SPACE#are#SPACE#tracked#SPACE#by#SPACE##enemies#,#SPACE#and#SPACE##enemies##SPACE#is#SPACE#just#SPACE#one#SPACE#source."
  ],
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    "frighten",
    "emotionally#SPACE#scar"
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  "frustrating": "#thing_that_is_frustrating_to_use__is.capitalize##SPACE#increasingly#SPACE#frustrating#SPACE#to#SPACE#use.#SPACE#Even#SPACE#in#SPACE#the#SPACE#bathroom.",
  "hunt_moose": [
    "hunt#SPACE##moose_in_finland#",
    "#computer_action#",
    "#animal_action#"
  ],
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    "is#SPACE#menacing",
    "makes#SPACE#my#SPACE#eyes#SPACE#water",
    "makes#SPACE#my#SPACE#face#SPACE#itch",
    "requires#SPACE#a#SPACE#proxy#SPACE#for#SPACE#SSH",
    "is#SPACE#not#SPACE#newsworthy",
    "is#SPACE#outside#SPACE#the#SPACE#scope#SPACE#and#SPACE#purpose#SPACE#of#SPACE#this#SPACE#list",
    "is#SPACE#of#SPACE#no#SPACE#particular#SPACE#interest"
  ],
  "menacing": "Hundreds#SPACE#of#SPACE#thousands#SPACE#of#SPACE##menacing_births##SPACE#are#SPACE##menacing_born##SPACE#every#SPACE#day:#SPACE#the#SPACE#whole#SPACE#phenomenon#SPACE##is_menacing#.",
  "menacing_births": [
    "#animal.s#",
    "#agents#",
    "GNU#SPACE#programs"
  ],
  "menacing_born": [
    "born",
    "announced",
    "produced",
    "created"
  ],
  "moose_in_finland": [
    "#animal.s#",
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "#entity#",
    "#bad_company#"
  ],
  "nameless_enemies": [
    "all#SPACE#enemies",
    "foreign#SPACE#enemies",
    "domestic#SPACE#enemies"
  ],
  "natalist_births": [
    "GNU#SPACE#program",
    "#animal#",
    "#animal#",
    "#animal#"
  ],
  "natalist_effects": [
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#bad_entities#",
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "mass#SPACE#starvation"
  ],
  "natalist_extinctions": [
    "wildlife",
    "#entity#",
    "#animal.s#"
  ],
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  "natalist_verbs": [
    "Having",
    "Producing",
    "Creating",
    "Publishing"
  ],
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    "#entity.s#",
    "#animal.s#"
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  "origin": "#QUOTE##_origin#",
  "spotify": [
    "Like#SPACE#most#SPACE##enemies#,#SPACE##enemies##SPACE#is#SPACE##SPACE#based#SPACE#on#SPACE##bad_entities##SPACE#and#SPACE##bad_entities#."
  ],
  "stuff_that_is_hard_to_activate": [
    "#agents#",
    "#bad_food#",
    "#bad_other_stuff#"
  ],
  "teaching_ourselves": "Teaching#SPACE#ourselves#SPACE#to#SPACE#attend#SPACE#to#SPACE##this_issue##SPACE#when#SPACE#it#SPACE#arises#SPACE#will#SPACE#make#SPACE#us#SPACE#more#SPACE#effective#SPACE#defenders#SPACE#of#SPACE##teaching_ourselves_target#.",
  "teaching_ourselves_target": [
    "#entity#",
    "#animal.s#"
  ],
  "term": [
    "#agents#",
    "#entity#",
    "#bad_entities#"
  ],
  "thing_that_is_frustrating_to_use__is": [
    "#bad_company##SPACE#is",
    "#bad_food##SPACE#is",
    "#bad_other_stuff##SPACE#is",
    "#nameless_enemies##SPACE#are",
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things##SPACE#are"
  ],
  "this_issue": [
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "#enemies#",
    "#bad_other_stuff#",
    "#agents#",
    "#bad_food#"
  ],
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    "To#SPACE#any#SPACE##agents##SPACE#reading:#SPACE#please#SPACE#consider#SPACE#whether#SPACE#defending#SPACE##entity##SPACE#against#SPACE##enemies##SPACE#requires#SPACE#you#SPACE#to#SPACE#follow#SPACE##whistleblower##SPACE#example."
  ],
  "uber": "#_uber#",
  "whistleblower": [
    "Snowden\u2019s",
    "Assange\u2019s",
    "my",
    "the#SPACE#FSF\u2019s",
    "Andy#SPACE#Wingo\u2019s",
    "Zero#SPACE#Cool\u2019s",
    "Saint#SPACE#IGNUcius\u2019"
  ],
  "wizard": [
    "For#SPACE#someone#SPACE#who#SPACE#is#SPACE#not#SPACE##entity#,#SPACE#personal#SPACE#guidance#SPACE#from#SPACE##entity##SPACE#is#SPACE#likely#SPACE#to#SPACE#be#SPACE#more#SPACE#helpful#SPACE#than#SPACE##bad_entities#."
  ],
  "wolves_are_numerous": "#wolves_in_finland.capitalize##SPACE#in#SPACE##country##SPACE#are#SPACE#so#SPACE#numerous#SPACE#that#SPACE#they#SPACE#endanger#SPACE#the#SPACE##dogs_in_finland##SPACE#that#SPACE#rural#SPACE#people#SPACE#use#SPACE#to#SPACE##hunt_moose#.",
  "wolves_in_finland": [
    "#animals_that_do_animal_things#",
    "wolves",
    "#bad_entities#"
  ]
}